What a interesting start to winter here in the northeast! The temperature is in the mid fifties before noon on the first full day of winter and I have to tell you, things are a little crazy with this unusual weather.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to find a few upright citizens acting like this, given what I have encountered…
Now, from this point on, you will have to suspend your scepticsm and try to believe that what I relay to you is the truth. The only reason I can think of to explain the incredible events that I am going to recount is the unusually warm weather in a region when most inhabitants are ready to hunker down, pile on 10 pounds and hibernate until the bikini edition of fashion and sports magazines hit the stands.
I have the day off and I was straightening up for the house for Christmas Eve. Everything looks decorated.
When I noticed something a little different…
So I took a closer look.
What? What! WHAT?! It’s a naked invasion! Among the Christmas decorations…oh the humanity!
I wasted no time, drastic measures were call for. And I had no choice but to bring in the Army.
Plastic army to the rescue. Mission Naked Caravan Relocation. Send them back to Whale Rock, the nude beach at Lake Tahoe (lovely spot but lots of naked people).
The plastic army men are always up for a mission.
Feeling as though the situation was now under control and the Christmas mantle could regain a G rating stays, I started making a cup of herbal tea…my nerves were utterly shattered.
When I noticed some rather interesting maneuver formantion of the part of the green plastic army.
Then the miracle of the season dawned upon me. Peace on Earth, good will to all. Even to the Naked Caravan on the mantle.