Is anyone really surprised about this little bombshell?
That’s right, The Neighbors are moving. While the most you probably assume it was the triple swarm episode of last spring (ahem, my legal representation insists I restate that not one person was stung during The Million Bee March to their lilac tree), it was actually the dogs that sent The Neighbors right over the proverbial edge and on to the far away state of Florida.
have made life miserable for this one:
and this one:
by stealing every single toy from their perfectly groomed back yard and making our crappy yard look like a hippy-dog christmas.
Well let’s look on the bright side, shall we? We have a chance to make a great impression on the new neighbors. We’ve learned from past mistakes and will look for many, many opportunities to be more neighborly and less…swarmy. Honestly, who couldn’t love this face?